February 07, 2008

Scarlett Johansson & Penelope Cruz in 'Shocking' 'Erotic' Lesbian Scene + Bonus 3 Way Action

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Thursday evening palette cleanser after a lot of depressing news for the day.

In Woody Allen's upcoming film Scarlett Johansson & Penelope Cruz have a lesbian scene described as 'shocking' & 'erotic'. Scarlett Johansson getting it on with Penelope Cruz? Dude.

The two also have a three way with some guy I've never heard of but who will now only be known as the luckiest man on earth.

Woody Allen, my vote is already in the mail for that Academy lifetime achievement award you've been Jonesing for.

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SCARLETT Johansson (below) has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's upcoming "Vicky Cristina Barcelona." A source tells us: "It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping." The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem (below), who plays Cruz's husband.
I know official Jawa lesbian kiss vixen Angelina Jolie is in Iraq, but she's their for humanitarian purposes. When Scarlett went? To entertain the troops, baby.

Scarlett Johansson meeting troops video. If Angelina doesn't watch it, she might just get replaced.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:05 PM | Comments |