January 28, 2008

Why is Pelosi a Compulsive Blinker?

Anybody know? Its soooo distracting. Blink blink blink...blink blink...blink blink blink.

Cheney doesn't blink eveh.

Is she dosed out on something and trying not to pass out? Blink...blink blink blink....blink....blink blink

Yes this is me, live blogging the SOTU. But that woman won't stop blinking, so it is hard to concentrate. I like when half the Congress stands and half sit with their arms crossed.

blink blink.....Arggg, she won't stop!

What is Ted Kennedy reading? A comic book? That's rude. There's Hillary and her permanent smirk.

Update: The Dhimmokrats are not standing for "spreading the hope of freedom"! What?

OMG, is Pelosi grinding her teeth now? Yes!

OMG, not all the Dems are standing for "Defeating the Enemy"! Errr, Hello?

Standing for opposing genocide in Sudan is a good thing, Nancy. Don't hesitate. Stop looking around. Get up first for once. There she goes. Boiiing! Looking very proud of herself, isn't she?

And he's off down the aisle, just a regular guy.

Update: Who is that Democrat woman who looks like David Gregory's twin sister giving the rebuttal? Is she actually reminding me that I'm an American? Ah, the Governor of Kansas...

Separated at birth

Update 2: The answer to the question "Why is Pelosi a Compulsive Blinker?" is: She's a coked-up lizard android liar wearing false eyelashes and contacts in need of a botox fix. blink...blink blink

Thanks to the commenters for the insight. blink