November 30, 2007

"Eeew!" or "Hellooo, Missy!"

As indicated by the title, I'm starting this post with a pop quiz.

(Chandler, Arizona) A local person arrived home to find a naked woman sleeping in a bedroom. The resident called the police.

The naked woman, Jacquelyn M. Pearson, 25, told police she did not remember entering the apartment and that her last memory was that of getting ready for work, according to a police report. Her boyfriend told police Pearson dropped him off at work, said she felt ill and needed to head home.

Pearson told police she was not intoxicated, injured or using any type of drug, and that she had no legitimate reason for being in the apartment - but could not explain how she ended up there, the report stated.

Pearson was arrested for first-degree trespassing.

So, the question is "Was it a man or a woman or an alternative biology believer who reported the offense?"

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