November 26, 2007

BREAKING: Fat, Drunk, Bigmouth, Lady-Killer Congressman to Get Even Richer

The free market system working for Teddy Kennedy (D):

Senator Edward M. Kennedy, the most prominent surviving member of the Kennedy family, has agreed to sell his memoirs for an advance of more than $8 million, people with knowledge of the negotiations say.

I wonder what the Mary-Jo chapter's gonna be like.

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By Good Lt. at 11:51 PM | |