November 26, 2007

Ron Paul Picks Up Crucial Pimp/Whore Endorsements

Ron Paul + prostitutes = important news

The pimp/whore endorsement was inevitable given Ron Paul's libertarianism. And I know this is going to disappoint some of you, but Rusty actually supports the legalization prostitution. It's just not the government's job to regulate vice IMO.

Anyway, with all the gay themed posts today it was time for a palette cleanser.

Above is Brooke Taylor's only SFW pic from her Bunny Ranch whorehouse webpage (NSFW link here). A pic of the second whore that kinda-sorta endorsed Ron Paul, "Air Force Amy", is below (NSFW link here). Not as good looking as Brooke Taylor, but twice as patriotic!

And if you've ever wanted to be MySpace buddies with a Ron Paul supporting whore, here's Brooke Taylor's MySpace page here and Air Force Amy's MySpace page here. This paragraph calls for a punchline, but honestly my funny bone is in overdrive and I just can't pick one out. Too....many....one-liners....must....focus.....

MSNBC:

[Bunny Ranch owner] Hof and two of his prostitutes, Brooke Taylor and a woman who goes by Air Force Amy, attended a Paul news conference.

The women said they liked Paul's message, but wanted to learn more about other candidates before making a decision.

Thanks to Bryan Preston and his prurient interests for this. Following Bryan's advice, I notice that Tucker Carlson (yes, that Tucker Carlson) is buds with the Bunny Ranch owner. Never trust teh dudes with teh bow ties!

UPDATE: I like this from Wretchard:

In a world of limited government, there's got to be some bad to go along with the good.

PS: It's times like these that I miss Feisty Republican Whore.

Oh, yeah, here's the Air Force Amy pic.