November 26, 2007

Islamic State of Iraq's Bad Gay Wedding (Update Video Added)

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Via CNN: BAGHDAD (CNN) -- Soldiers manning a checkpoint near Baghdad stopped a wedding convoy to find that the purported bride and groom were wanted terror suspects, an Iraqi Defense Ministry official said Monday.

The Army set up the checkpoint last week in the Taji area, about 12 miles (20 kilometers) north of Baghdad.

The soldiers became suspicious of the convoy because its members -- save the "bride" -- were all male and because one of the cars in the convoy did not heed orders to stop, the official said....

...Upon inspecting the convoy, soldiers found a stubbly-faced man, Haider al-Bahadli, decked out in a white bride's dress and veil.

Bahadli was wanted on terror-related charges, as was his groom, Abbas al-Dobbi, the official said.

Bwhahahahaha! Caption contest time. Write the vows for the happy young couple.

Update: Fatwa's Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Marcus Aurelius for:

Ya Allah Habibbi, Vote for Ron Paul!

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Brad for:

I don't know Howie, that doesn't look like Haider al-Bahadi to me. It looks like that other terorist, Hida Salami.

The "why you insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Kevin for:

Evil Bush regime bans gay marriage... in foreign country!

The brand new "O Allah kill Rusty Shackleford and terrorize his family" fatwa, which will replace the "why you insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mrs. Abe Froman for

Cover your face WHORE!

Update II: Video below the fold!

Note: The al-Qaeda supporters claim this is a Mahdi Army insurgent. The Shia supporters question that. I'm going with al-Qaeda's ISI because everyone knows al-Qaeda and the Taliban are a bunch of fags and hide in Burqas and wedding dresses regularly.

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By Howie at 03:44 PM | Comments |