September 04, 2007

Maddox on the iPhone

Sorry, AllahP, but an iPhone fanboy he is not. The Nokia E70 appears to be the phone of the true pirate.

First of all, the E70 has a full keyboard, not some shitty stripped down, tap-and-pray smudgy piece of shit. Nokia uses a technology that's even more advanced than the iPhone's tap screen, allowing you to actually feel the keys you press as you're pressing them! The technology is called "tactile response," and it allows you to do things like dial a phone number without staring at your screen like a shit-chucking ape. In fact, every other cellphone ever made has this technology, sometimes called "buttons."
It's pretty devastating. And hilarious.

By Good Lt. at 11:16 PM | Comments |