August 15, 2007

Britney Spears' Hot Topless Girl on Girl Action!

And now for something completely different. Too good to fact check: Britney Spears is having a lesbian affair with her 21 year old assistant Shannon Funk. And get this: OK magazine has pics of the two fooling around topless.

Yes Timmy, there is a God. Er, or Allah. Or something.

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National Ledger:

The report claims that Britney has been experimenting with girls since her teen years. She even put the moves on porn queen Jenna Jameson. "Jenna told me that Britney hit on her and that she hooks up with girls," says adult-movie actress Tera Patrick.
Jenna Jameson and Britney spears getting it on? Has the entire world become a porn movie?

More about Britney's lesbo action:

“Britney seemed more into this girl than she has ever been into a guy.”

“Britney did get raunchy with the guys, but that was nothing compared to what she did with Shannon.”

“Even though the hunks were hot, Britney made a beeline to cavort with Shannon.”

”Shannon’s been a great pal to Britney through very tough times. It was inevitable they’d end up very close – but no-one knew just how close.”

Ah, a fitting role-model for America's youts. What's next for Britney?

Let's face it, it's inevitable.

Hat tip: Mandy

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:53 PM | Comments |