June 28, 2007

Michigan Expedition To Search for Australopithecus Robustus/Gigantopithecus


CNN: MANISTIQUE, Michigan (AP) -- Researchers will visit Michigan's Upper Peninsula next month to search for evidence of the legendary creature known as "Bigfoot" or "Sasquatch."

The expedition will focus on eastern Marquette County, said Matthew Moneymaker of the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization.

No word on why the search is being done in Michigan instead of The Afar Triangle. But maybe Bigfoot will get to meet his long lost Aunt Lucy AKA Australopithecus Afarensis while she's in town. Dr. Johanson could not be reached for comment.

The fact that the expedition is led by a man named Moneymaker pretty much says it all. Even though his last expedition required six times as much remedy and turned out almost as badly as a live performance by the Black Crowes, he promised to look Twice as Hard as the last time he wasted a few hundred G's.

Where do we sign up for these grants anyway? I've already found shocking proof that Bigfoot does exist in Hollywood California!

By Howie at 01:24 PM | Comments |