June 18, 2007

UN: Climate Change Causes...Darfur Massacre?

Nothing to do with corrupt thugocracies, roving bands of brutal murderers, lack of consequences visited by the international community (heh) for said thugocracies engaging in genocide, etc.

No. It was and is "climate change."

That's good news for the US military - there's nothing they can do to stop what's really causing Darfur's problems. And we all know what a world breadbasket and model of prosperity Darfur was before this arbitrary assault by the planet's weather patterns; an assault that is literally possessing and directly ordering the lunatics there to slaughter innocents with machetes.

Hence, we don't need to intervene with our military there. Nothing the military can do to stop "climate change."

Right? Angelina?

By Good Lt. at 12:29 AM | Comments |