June 16, 2007

Angelina Jolie Sex Shop and Nude No Strings Attached Jessica Alba Sex

Headlines like that get you hits. Mentions from Rush Limbaugh and CNN don't.

It's a formula, but damnit it works!

I'd take a link from the blogfather at LGF or an Instalanche any day over a mention on CNN, but I can't understand why a Limbaughlanche wouldn't produce the hits.


You're still here? Pervs. Okay, just so you don't call me a tease, actual headline related "news" below.

Heh, it's the weekend, no one reads this crap anyway. Plus, since Vinnie apparently doesn't find Ms. Jolie attractive--which is an obvious sign of teh ghey-- and I'll take any chance I can get to out him.

Plus, the hits. Think of the hits!

First, official Jawa Report Vixen visits sex shop:

ANGELINA JOLIE took a break from filming her new flick “Wanted” in Prague, visited a sex shop called “Erotic City” and purchased two items – a black leather garter belt and…CRRAAACK!...a black riding crop!
It turns out, Angelina wants, like, 13 kids.

As a soon-to-be father of four, note to Angelina: I love kids. Oh, and, me strong like Bull.

James "I have the blog hits formula" Joyner has the video of Angelina on Comedy Central's least funny production, The Daily Show.

The Sun:

STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.....

"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.

"I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.

Okay, we'll give Vin a pass on Angelina, but if he doesn't find that Jessica Alba attractive, then we're going to have to definitely revoke his heterosexual license.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:20 AM | |