May 31, 2007

Are You a BigotNaziHomo? Take the Quiz!

Question 1: Do these images, taken recently at a California high school, raise your heart rate and/or blood pressure? (BELOW THE FOLD)

Question 2: If you are an "Anglo," do any of the following RacistHateNazi terms mean anything at all to you?

"Reconquista,"
"Alamo,"
"Lopez de Santa Anna,"
"Texian,"
"Guadalupe Hidalgo,"
"bracero,"
"law,"
"border,"
"national sovereignty"

Question 3: Do you think people living in the United States should learn English?

Question 4: Are you angry with George W. Bush?

Question 5: Do you have a problem with the fact that violent criminal aliens are routinely returned to the streets by law enforcement authorities?

Question 6: Does it bother you that the United States Senate is preparing to pass a bill that will, in practice, grant instant legal status to every alien who asks for it, without a background check?

If the answer to any of the above is "YES," El Presidente and his trusty sidekick Linda "Dirty" Chavez have decided you are definitely an overly-emotional rage-filled BigotNaziHomo, and you should immediately:

1. Be VERY ashamed of yourself. Your mother is probably crying right now in shame for your obvious, irrational hatred of EVERYONE who is different from you. Aren't you ashamed? If you're not ashamed, then you should be REALLY ashamed at your obvious lack of capacity for shame. You are probably a sociopath and a danger to yourself and others.

2. Report to your local Multicultural Reeducation Center at once. You are clearly guilty of multiple THOUGHTCRIMES of the types known to cause infections of other weak-minded, ignorant individuals like yourself who do not know what is good for them. If there is not yet a Multicultural Reeducation Center in your area, you should probably do society (and particularly the ruling class) a favor and just UNLIFE yourself in a quiet and non-disruptive way.