May 21, 2007

Danish Mermaid Dressed in Muslim Burqa

Apparently some wise Muslime was guarding against some Muslim male losing control and attempting to mount this uncovered meat ,er uh excuse me uncovered copper

AP via Yahoo News: COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Little Mermaid statue in Denmark's capital was found draped in a Muslim dress and head scarf Sunday morning. Police removed the clothing after a telephone caller reported it, spokesman Jorgen Thomsen said.

The statue sculpted in tribute to author Hans Christian Andersen draws about 1 million visitors a year and is targeted occasionally by vandals. On Tuesday, the statue's face, left arm and lap were found doused with red paint.

In 2004, someone put a burqa, the head-to-toe Islamic robe, on the statue, along with a sign questioning Turkey's bid to join the European Union.

Uncovered Copper.
Copper in a Burqa

Its a good thing this was done. Everyone knows that Muslim males have no self control. If a Muslim had injured his er uh self trying to penetrate this mermaid? It would of course be the copper mermaid's fault for leaving those perky copper nipples out in the open like that.

By Howie at 11:07 AM | Comments |