May 18, 2007

A Legal Immigrant Vents About the Amnesty Bill

Presenting Emperor Darth Misha I (language warning):

Thanks for the slap in the face, you nutless nincompoops. After all the hoops that yours truly jumped through gladly to become a citizen, it’s really heartwarming to see you fuckheads handing out the status for free to a bunch of law-breaking fucknozzles whose only qualification for being here is that they managed to swim across the Rio Grande.

That option, sadly, wasn’t open to us since swimming the Atlantic is a bit more than even we can handle. Not that we’d have done so anyway. It’s called “respect for the law”, and you empty, corrupt suits in DC might want to look into it one day.

And please, don’t give us any spin about “border security measures needing to be in place before amnesty” either. We heard it all before. 1986, anyone? You’re going to run from that requirement faster than Whorealdo Rivera can run to a camera. Not that it matters anyway. You’ve just handed out amnesty to 12-20 million lawbreakers, parasites that have been sucking the blood out of our system for years without paying a red dime into it.

Come on, Misha. We all know that three of the Fort Dix Six came here over the Mexican border illegally in 1984 to work. This has no implications for national security at all. And as for your long, hard struggle to become a legal US citizen?

Stop being anti-Hispanic!11!!

By Good Lt. at 08:05 AM | |