May 04, 2007

Dems: You People In Your Cars Are the Real Terrorists

That's what the Democrats are telling us with their bill to divert funding from monitoring terrorist phone calls and communications instead into the coffers of the Church of Algore's Evangelical Environmentalism.

The House next week will consider the Democrat-crafted Intelligence Authorization bill, which includes a provision directing an assessment of the effects that climate change has on national security.
"Our job is to steal secrets," said Rep. Peter Hoekstra of Michigan, the ranking Republican on the Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence.
"There are all kinds of people analyzing global warming, the Democrats even have a special committee on this," he told The Washington Times. "There's no value added by the intelligence community here; they have no special expertise, and this takes money and resources away from other threats."

That's right. The real threat to our security isn't militant Islamic cockroaches who lie in wait in the woodwork for the perfect inopportune moment to kill thousands of innocents in the most horrible ways imaginable. No - the real threat is GLOBAL WARMING.

The same global warming that killed 3,000 Americans on 9-11. Only now, with Democrats in Congress, it is MORE urgent and deadly than EVUH.

You people in the SUVs? Worse than Zarqawi. Still using regular light bulbs? Prepare for the Democrats to change that, fascists. Carbon footprint too large for Algore's liking? Buy "offset indulgences" or face the hand of justice.

No, my fellow Americans. We're not important enough to protect from terrorism. We're not important enough to warrant the monitoring of terrorist phonecalls, emails and bank records. There is a start-up industry of Democrat lobbyists, environmental whacko groups and phony "carbon credit" companies that need to suckle a little of the government milk to get going, and national security and our spy agencies are going to take the hit.

Exit question: Is liberalism a mental disorder? Discuss.