May 02, 2007

Al Qaeda Demands Mohammed be Declared 'Superman of World'

You. Can't. Make. This. Stuff. Up. CNN:

Three simultaneous bomb blasts rocked separate railway terminals in Bangladesh on Tuesday, with militant slogans claiming to be from al Qaeda found at two of the sites.....

"... If Hazrat (Prophet) Mohammad is not declared the superman of the world by May 10, all non-governmental organizations will be blown up," the slogans on the metal sheets read in the Bengali language. They were signed "the al Qaeda network" in English.

Okay, I'll do it.

By the authority vested in me by the Halliburton Corporation, the Illuminati, and various other Zionist-Crusader fronts, I solemnly declare Muhammed to be the Superman of the World.

Do you promise not to blow me up now?

A PS to our new Mohammed-superman-of-the-world overlord below:

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Cartoons: Mohammed-superman-of-the-world's kryptonite!

Just call me Rusty Lex Luthor Shackleford.

Thanks to Holland Studios for the Mo image.

Hat tip: Doctor Bulldog

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 09:50 AM | Comments |