April 02, 2007

Tokyo Rosie Roundup

This will be the last RO post I ever do, I swear! Or, at least I hope so. I can only stand so much stupid, before I'll just have to ignore her.

Check out the cool Rosie Rant Alert System at The Razor.

AOL poll :64 percent want Rosie to go. Vote Now! Via Allahpundit.

Rosie pledges to, "ask questions" Rosie's blog via The Influence Peddler.

I have to wonder whether the fabric of our democracy is indeed so raveled it is beyond salvage?

I see though that you are linking those who want to unravel things.

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And last but not least, Falling Panda has a nice list of The Spew's sponsors. These people pay ABC to pay Rosie. It's simple, write letters and don't buy their stuff and they will drop The Spew like a hot rock. Go to Falling Panda for the complete list, but here are a few, with comments of course!.

Pilsbury Toaster Strudel
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
(Looking at her a$$ it really does work just like butter!)
Bush's Baked Beans (some irony there)
Loestrin 24 (shorter periods for bad gay rug munchers!)
Stainmaster Carpet (self explanatory)
Vaseline Intensive Rescue Body Lotion (Oh my! The image, get it out of my brain!)
Miracle-Gro and related products like M&M's and Dove Ice Cream.
Last but certainly not least, for Barbara and the rest of us, Excedrin!

Update: If you have ever read Rosie's blog, and I have had to suffer through that myself, you know that Rosie spends a lot of time writing "poetry." I can tell you its not The Spell of the Yukon to say the least.

Rosie's poetry inspired Nose on Your Face and Six Meat Buffet to do a little poetry of their own. I have a bit below the fold but the entire poems are at the above links.

Nose on Your Face: At the low end of the dial where the big networks roam

you will find a large creature with a mouth chock full o’ foam.

She goes by the handle “The Larynx” my friends

but take care, she’s been known to let bilge fly out of both ends.

“As I’ve said I’m the Larynx, and I speak for Iran
and for poor freedom fighters in Afghanistan.
I also stand tall with the Hezbollah lads
who, if you take the time to know, aren’t really half bad.
In fact you will find they’re like me and like you,
just with slight ticking sounds and the faintest ‘kabooms’.
What do these poor Muslim folks have in common besides a disdain for booze?
Why they’ve been vilified by that foul Bush and his Jews!”