March 08, 2007

Henry Kissinger on Angelina Jolie: I'd Hit That!

Apparently, there is not a single person on the planet that doesn't want a piece of official Jawa Report hot-bi-curious babe mascot, Angelina Jolie.

Q: Once Angelina Jolie is on the Council on Foreign Relations, do the Illuminati immediately start Armageddon or do they have to wait for some kind of signal?

And if Henry Kissinger really is the Antichrist, does this make our darling Angelina the Whore of Babylon or The Beast or something like that?

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 06:02 PM | |