February 28, 2007
Justice for Darfur: Hot Lipstick Bi-Curious-Lesbian Angelina Jolie Solves Genocide Forever!

And now, an important word from official Jawa Report representative to the United Nations, Angelina Jolie. I've taken the key points from Angelina's editorial in the Washington Post, and improved them. Does she really believe that an International Criminal Court could have any effective power over genocidal maniacs? Give me a break. Honey, stick to the soft-core porn, and leave the thinking to the professionals. And while your at it, make me a sandwich!
From her WaPo editorial:
Here, at this refugee camp on the border of Sudan, nothing separates us from Darfur but a small stretch of desert and a line on a map. All the same, it's a line I can't cross. As a representative of the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, I have traveled into Darfur before, and I had hoped to return. But the UNHCR has told me that this camp, Oure Cassoni, is as close as I can get.More of the official goddess of The Jawa Report, mistress Angelina Jolie, below.Sticking to this side of the Sudanese border is supposed to keep me safe. By every measure -- killings, rapes, the burning and looting of villages -- the violence in Darfur has increased since my last visit, in 2004. The death toll has passed 200,000; in four years of fighting, Janjaweed militia members have driven 2.5 million people from their homes, including the 26,000 refugees crowded into Oure Cassoni.....
Until the killers and their sponsors are prosecuted and punished, violence will continue on a massive scale. Ending it may well require military action. But accountability can also come from international tribunals, measuring the perpetrators against international standards of justice....
Angelina Jolie: well intentioned, naive, but oh so hot!It is not clear, though, why we should take Khartoum at its word. And the notion that the threat of ICC indictments has somehow exacerbated the problem doesn't make sense, given the history of the conflict. Khartoum's claims aside, would we in America ever accept the logic that we shouldn't prosecute murderers because the threat of prosecution might provoke them to continue killing? ....
It has become clear to me that there will be no enduring peace without justice. History shows that there will be another Darfur, another exodus, in a vicious cycle of bloodshed and retribution. But an international court finally exists. It will be as strong as the support we give it. This might be the moment we stop the cycle of violence and end our tolerance for crimes against humanity.
What the worst people in the world fear most is justice. That's what we should deliver.
The writer is a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commission for Refugees.![]()
SOURCE: WaPo







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