February 13, 2007

How to Find The Jawa Report

I'm pretty sure 99.99% of the people who find their way to this blog are looking specifically for hard-hitting foreign policy analysis and the latest news on the global jihad. Every once in a while, though, some poor soul finds his way to The Jawa Report while searching for something kinda silly, very naughty or completely stupid. The following items were actual searches done by god knows who, each of which landed some unsuspecting soul at The Jawa Report:

Ragnar's Top 10 odd searches that will get you to The Jawa Report:

1. "zionist pigs" (#1 result!)
2. "mossberg batman shotgun"
3. "yoda-stoned i am"
4. "babushka"
5. "ufo iran"
6. "polygamy good or bad?"
7. "surfing news"
8. "phil hendrie blog"
9. "hamster"
10. "how large can a liger grow"
For those with a little more appetite for the "scandalous," Ragnar's Top 10 "off-color" searches are below the fold:

1. "star wars naked" 2. "nasty teachers" 3. "bad gay" (images) 4. "banging neighbors wife" 5. "prick shots" 6. "shaved orientals" 7. "pinay celebs" 8. "hairyvagina" 9. "www.bigblackcocks" 10. "fat girls" (images)

By Ragnar Danneskjold, R.I.N.O. Hunter at February 13, 2007 11:50 AM | | l digg this