February 02, 2007

We're All 'Very Likely' to Die!11!! Noooooo!!!1!

Somehow. Sometime. Someway - "very likely" by "global warming."

That phrasing suggests that they're not certain. The US was also (because of global warming) slated to have 17 of the worst hurricanes you've ever seen in history in 2006. And by "inevitably," I meant "not at all." See how that works?

The language is such because these hundreds of European "scientists" will be needing an out when the oceans don't cover the Emipre State building in three years.

By Good Lt. at 07:41 AM | |