February 02, 2007

We Have It And You Don't

Nyah, nyah, nyah.

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OMAHA, Neb. - Claiming U.S. dollars used to purchase gasoline made from Middle East oil funds terrorism, a group called the Terror-Free Oil Initiative opened the nation's first "terror-free" gas station.

Oh, there's major spin, since some of Sinclair's oil is bought on the New York Mercantile Exchange. But I'd rather give Saudi Arabia a fraction of a cent than the dollars you suckers are pouring into your gasoline powered hybrids that have the extra weight of the battery in the back, which doesn't kick in above 40 miles an hour, which means you don't get any measurable better gas mileage in city driving.

Suckers.

On to ANWR!!!!

By Vinnie, Proud Right Wing Slut at 12:16 AM | |