January 24, 2007

Petitions? We Don't Need No Steenking Petitions

Below the fold is my NSFW open letter to Chuck Hagel originally posted back in December 2005.

GRAPHIC LANGUAGE WARNING

stein hoist: Bluto, for reminding me, and who will be sad that I won't record my phone call.

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YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

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NAUGHTY WORD ALERT!!!!

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Another Open Letter To Chuck Hagel:

In my earlier open letter, I called you a dick. I am so sorry.

You’re not a dick.

You are a fucking traitor.

I wonder, how does McCain’s ass taste anyway? When the New York Times first grabbed the KY and slid it in, it must have felt real good.

You lost my vote long ago, you lost my support long ago. Loser. I will be voting for your opponent next time, I don’t care if it’s Mikhail Gorbachev.

Go back to Virginia, you carpetbagging sonofabitch.

And quit sending me fucking Christmas cards.

Assmonkey.

On a happy happy funtime note, Ben Nelson, Democrat, knows what the winning team is.

By Vinnie, Proud Right Wing Slut at 11:49 PM | |