January 20, 2007

Kyrill Update

Upon further investigation, we've determined that the "Kyrill" attacking Germany is neither a swarm of giant mutant shrimp or a giant mutant Gary Busey as earlier reported. The "Kyrill" is actually a giant mutant space alien. Shown below is a Jawa Report exclusive photo of the voracious Kyrill menacing the Brandenburg Gate:

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God bless the brave people of Deutchland.

By Ragnar Danneskjold, Typical Bitter Gun-Clinger at 11:44 PM | |