January 17, 2007

Bottom Five Professions Ranking Above Mainstream Journalist

With the spate of fake and staged news coming out of the Middle East, all designed to undermine the United States and its allies in the War on Terror, a new South Hamilton Institute of Technology poll shows American Journalists sucking hind teat to more respected occupations.

The last five ranking above "Journalist" are:

5. Crack Whore
4. Male Crack Whore
3. Crack Whore Pimp
2. Keith Olbermann's Fluffer, Raoul
1. Boil Sucker

By Bluto02:21 PM | Comments |