December 30, 2006

Saddam Hussein Execution Video Knocks off Britney Spears, Miss Nevada and Lindsay Lohan

OF COURSE the Jawas have the Saddam Hussein hanging execution video right here. As if there was any doubt we would. We try and stay on top of trends here at the Jawa Report--especially when they involve bad guys dying. Now, for the past few weeks, it seems like everybody's been focused on "Miss Nevada," "Britney Spears" and "Lindsay Lohan." Hey, not that I'm unsympathetic, but given all the attention they've gotten, you'd think it was actually difficult to find pictures of bisexual lesbian kissing or hot naked girls on the internet. Given all the recent focus on the pop sluts, one can be forgiven for thinking the world is busy searching for "reality porn" while we all hurtle towards an unforgiving brick wall of real reality. Then again, when it comes to popularity, death apparently sometimes trumps sex (or at least, "famous reality death" sometimes trumps "famous reality porn"). As of today, the top items searched on Technorati are (drum roll please):

1. Saddam
2. Saddam Hussein
3. Saddam Video
4. Saddam Execution
5. Saddam Execution Video
6. Britney
7. Saddam Hussein Video
8. Miss Nevada
9. Dr Who
10. Hussein
11. Youtube
12. Saddam Hanging Video
13. Sadam
14. Dr. Who
15. Saddam Hanging
I'm not sure what to make of all this. In a way, it may be a good sign. It may be a sign that, despite how it may seem sometimes, people are somewhat aware of what's going on in the world. Day in and day out, most would rather look at bisexual lesbians kissing and flashing their naked boobs than sit through Zawahiri's latest "masterpiece" or an essay on the finer points of shari'a law.

By Ragnar Danneskjold, Typical Bitter Gun-Clinger at 02:25 PM | Comments |