December 20, 2006

Nato Sends 50 Taliban to Allah

Inspired by Zawahiri’s message to fight for Jesus, Nato forces immediately went out and killed a bunch of Taliban. Allah gave a statement saying, “Despite the Taliban’s frequent murdering in his name, Murder is still against his will and the disappointed Taliban souls were sent strait to hell.” When asked for comment Jesus Christ said, “I know them not.”

Irish Examiner: As part of Baaz Tsuka, ISAF forces have launched several air strikes against Taliban command posts, killing a number of senior Taliban leaders.

“Taliban leaders are fleeing or being killed, and the Taliban soldiers don’t know what to do,” Nugee said. “Like any organisation, if you take out the head, often the body doesn’t know what to do.”

He said the operations are ongoing, but so far the joint forces have cleared three villages of Taliban.


By Howie at 01:45 PM | |