November 05, 2006

Gays, Republicans and the MSM

From the MSM's fixation on Republican gayness, it's pretty clear that MSM reporters are convinced that evangelical Republicans hate gays and gayness with a passion. It's funny--I've known a lot of evangelical Christian Republicans over the years, and I can't think of one who met that stereotype. I did know one Republican who was a blatant racist, but she was an atheist lesbian, so she didn't really fit the MSM's "Republican" stereotype either.

Given the MSM's compulsion to mention Republicans, evanglicals and sex scandals in just about every article they write, I'm wondering what headlines might we expect from AP on election eve? Keep an eye out for these:

Labor Crunch at "Crippling" Five-Year High
Church May Resort to Hiring "Suspected Homosexuals" to Meet Staffing Needs

Dallas Cowboys Routed by Washington
More Evidence that Evangelicals are "Sitting This One Out?"

"Doogie Howser, M.D." Announces Gayness
Sen. Bill Frist, M.D. Once Claimed to be "a big fan" of Show About Young Man in Adult Situation

Recent Rise in Saudi "Orgies" Noted
Orgy-Mongers Linked to Premises Once Visited by Former Bush Family Business Partners (Who Might Have Been Gay)

Karl Rove Spotted Buying George Michael Album
Evangelicals Express "Appropriate Concern"

Rumsfeld Under Fire
Reports Surface of "Rampant Butt-Piracy" at Pentagon

Evangelicals Disappointed Again
GOP Accepted Contributions from "Known Pornographer"

Dick Cheney's Daughter: "Yes, I'm STILL a lesbian."

By Ragnar Danneskjold, Typical Bitter Gun-Clinger at 08:45 PM | |