October 18, 2006

Will You Still Beat Me When I'm 64? Mills Claims McCartney Physically Abusive

paul-mccartney.jpgEx nude model and the former Mrs. Sir Paul McCartney, Heather Mills, now claims the vegan ex-Beatle superstar was 'physically violent' and that he had 'choked her' on at least one occasion because he was high.

That's the claim folks. Paul McCartney, wife-beater. Surreal. I'm not sure of the right word I'm looking for to describe this, but it means something like after modern.

Hey, even I need a break from Islamic snuff videos every once and awhile.

Anyway, this is the same Heather Mills McCartney that claimed these nude pics were 'not porn'. Heather Mills McCartney's porn erotic video? Not porn either.

Anyway, here's a little something from the divorce papers:

In Long Island in August 2003 the respondent asked the petitioner if he had been smoking marijuana. He became very angry, yelled at her, grabbed her neck and started choking her.
I'd pay to see that footage. A wasted ex-Beatle choking a wheelchair bound wife. Only, in my version, it would be Yoko Ono in the chair....

Question: Does McCartney's version of Hindu pacifism have a wife beating exception clause? Because if it does, I have a few soul searching friends who might be converted.

And this:

The petitioner grabbed the respondent by the neck and pushed her over a coffee table. He then went outside, and in his drunken state he fell down a hill, cutting his arm (which remains scarred to this day).
Mills also claims that while she was pregnant:
An argument ensued between them in the bathroom during which the petitioner became angry and pushed the respondent into the bath.
Nice. Man, I love the British tabloids. Parting shot:
That evening the respondent realised the marriage had irretrievably broken down and left, crawling on her hands and knees whilst dragging her wheelchair, crutches and basic personal possessions to the car.
It's karma, baby.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:30 PM | Comments |