October 13, 2006

Jihadis Holding Hands Wearing Perfume

The Mujahideen Shura Council of Iraq released this video of their Bad Gay activities. The Jawa Report has obtained a copy. In the video they sit in a circle and repeat an oath. I’ve done some research and it seems this is may be an offshoot of ancient pagan rituals involving scented oils. Scented oils were once very valuable and highly prized in the Middle East.

I suspect they play circle jerk just after they dip their hands in the er uh liquid, but the video thankfully ends before the foreplay is over. I have the press release below and am seeking a translated transcript.

In the video the terrorists hope they stand firm, further confirmation of the bad gay activities that most likely follows the end of the tape. Add to that the fact that there is no goat in the in the video. Yup.

This seems to be a reaction to the recent reporting that over thirty Sunni leaders have committed to fighting al-Qaeda in Iraq.

Looks like al-Qaeda could only round up five.

Update: Pixi is doing some things so at the moment I can't post a pallete cleanser for you here. But I did put one here.

Video below the fold.

Update Garduneh Mehr knows a bit of Arabic and has a partial XLT of the tape. Thanks to Garduneh and my apologies for being so slow to move it up. See his approximate XLT below the fold.

In the name of Allah the most Gracious the most Merciful

O’ Allah, straighten up our aim and make us stand firm

Mujahideen Shura council of Iraq brings good news to the Muslim nation about the establishing of "Helf Al-Mutaybeen" (Perfumes Alliance), all praise and gratitude be to Allah.

Allah is great,

'' Honor, power and glory belong to Allah, to his messenger, and to the believers, but the hypocrites know not. ''

The Bad Gay Media Committee of Mujahedeen Shura council of Iraq

Garduneh's XLT

Hi Howie, Sorry about the delay. So, below is what I could glean from the video of the Jihadi circle jerk. [Pls remember I was never fluent in Arabic.] The first panel with ornate caligraphy quotes a verse from the Koran: the chapter is called El-Emran verses 103 and 104. The following panel reads like "Several Mujahedeen and Sheikhs of collaborating tribes in the scented clay tradition" [the circle jerk] Then of course a long rant praising Allah; and significantly he thanks Allah for "ties of friendship in the hearts of his followers". And if I'm not mistaken he makes a reference to the family of Mohammad. [As far as I know only Shiite's praise Mohammad's family. Later he refers to Ansar-as-Sunneh who are Sunni. Looks like whoever arranged the circle-jerk wants to unite these guys against the allies.] Then the narrator quotes an Islamic tradition Hadith of Qods: "A muslim who hides or covers up another Muslim, Allah will cover him up or hide him on the day of judgement."  [I suspect he's talking about the tribal Sheikhs present who give aid and shelter to the terrorists in Iraq.] The narrator then mentions Ansar-as-Suneh and the Army of as-Sabah cooperating against "crusaders". And finally he cites a statement made by their prophet about this same circle-jerk ritual; and they all take an oath together to fight against the "crusaders" not just in Iraq but everywhere until the Shariah of their pseudo-religion rules the world.

I think now I'll go throw up and shower

By Howie at 11:44 AM | Comments |