October 01, 2006

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest : Most Offensive Blog Post Ever Edition.

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Since we have been taking some criticism over our offensivness to Islam from “some people” the rules this week are. Name or explain just what figure A. represents. No mention of Islam or Muslims allowed. There is a correct answer and yours must be both offensive and funny. Non-funny offensive comments may not stay ;) Fatwas will be issued. Get yours.

Fatwas issued for our last contest.

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against... Adam's Mom for:

Oh, Adam, couldn't you have just joined the Scientologists or some nice Hare Krishna group instead?
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against…Jonathan Johnstone for:
Adam, what flavour is my bayonette?
The "why u insult holly quoran?" fatwa issued against Jack's Smirking Revenge for:
Bollocks. Bolshy great yarblockos to thee and thine.
Disclaimer(for our new readers): The titles for our Fatwas are actual statements from our reader love mail, mostly from our tolerant Muslim friends in Turkey.

Update :Fatwas issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against...pivalleygirl for:

It's Bill Clinton who just swallowed the cigar he was licking.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against…Darth
Vag for:
Ron Jeremy on a Halal diet !
The "why u insult holly quoran?" fatwa issued against Stan the Infidel for:
I'm sorry Mistress Hillary, I'm choking on your IUD!!"
Answer: Fig A represents a little Ethiopian kid choking to death on a grain of rice.

I know I know. It's just so wrong on every level. Common joke on the playgorund when I was young.

By Howie at 12:03 PM | |