September 20, 2006

I'm Going To Need To Shower After This Post

Via Jihad Watch:

Muslims in Hamas-controlled Gaza have formed an ad hoc terrorist group promising to attack Christian targets to avenge the Pope’s choice of a quotation insinuating that Islam is prone to violence.

Man, I'm cringing at the keyboard offering this idea, but, here goes.

Enlist the IRA.

A terrorist is a terrorist, and we despise them all.

However, if the IRA is as devoted to their Catholicism as they claim to be, then they should have no problem issuing threats of tit-for-tat concerning the current Islamoseething against the Pope.

And the Muslims, I believe, would take them, unlike us, very seriously. After all, many IRA terrorists learned their craft in the Bekaa Valley.

You would think that they'd be at the forefront of the backlash, marching down the streets of Dublin burning Mohammed in effigy and tossing Molotov cocktails at mosques.

Hell, it's not like we haven't allied ourselves with odious people before, think Stalin. Nor are we shying away from odious regimes now, think Saudi Arabia.

So enlisting the IRA to combat terrorists with terrorism, no, the threat of future terrorism, may not be such a bad idea. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

And, if I were really that naive, I'd think that any of this was plausible. But hey, one can contemplate, right?

I call this my Dirty Dozen scenario.

By Vinnie, Proud Right Wing Slut at 12:18 AM | |