September 19, 2006

P-Shop My Pope, Will You?

Ooooh, I'm so offended. I may yawn and scratch my balls after seeing that one.

That is, if I'm not busy drinking beer, eating pork products, and letting my wife out of the house by herself.

Well, hell, let's start this religious war right here and now.

I mean, lets rekindle.

No, that's not right either.

Okay, I'll just fire off my own sucky photoshop in response.

allahmet.jpg

Please note, Allah is not my God. Al' lah was the name of the pagan Arab's moon god. Which Mohammed appropriated in his efforts to gain converts before he had the military strength to kill them if they didn't convert to Islam.

Therefore, any attempts to claim that I'm blaspheming God with this crappy p-shop is rendered moot.

At any rate, I think it's ridiculous that I have to offer up these thoughts. Since God can see into my heart, I think He knows that I'm not visualizing Him this way.

Just Allah and Mohammed. The former a fictional character, the latter with a current address in Hell.

By Vinnie, Proud Right Wing Slut at 12:31 AM | |