September 07, 2006

New Scam: The Jews Bombed my Father in Lebanon, Send me Money!

I just got this e-mail message from "Miriam Kofi". Her father was bombed by the evil Zionist J-O-Os in Lebanon. Of course, now she's in the Ivory Coast where the daughters of several disposed dictators solicit me for money fortnightly. Send her money so she can go to school in the USA. She swears this is not a scam. I believe her. Now excuse me while I go take my pet Sasquatch out for a walk.

My fellow people
Greetings in the name of allah

I am miss Mariam Orand Ferai .I am from Libanon .I am
the only surviving daughter of Mr and Mrs Ferai .My
father worked in texes for 11years.It was last two
years that he went on retirement then we had to go
home to reside Now a heavy crisis has broken out in my
country Libanon even up till thkis moment.My father was
shattered into pieces by the recent bomb bast.My
mother was badly wounded but I escaped with her with
the help of a boat driver and we landed into Ivory Coast
where I we neither communicate nor understand what
poeple around speaks.I managed to take my mother to
hospital but she couldn't make it.Now I am left alone in
his foregn land where I know no one with a language
barrier.

Belovd this is the reason why I have decided to bring
this ugly situation of mine to your understanding as well
as asking for your help.This is the story of my life which
brings me into seeking for your help.I am rendered
homeless without parents, relatives, or friends who can
be of a help to me because of the language barrier
betwen me and the people here around me please help
me before I give up too .It is so much on me please.5
1)Can you help me in the retrievements of
this fund on my behalf from the bank
(2)Can you make an arrangement for me to come over
to your country to further my Education and to secure
a resident permit in your country?
(3) Can you honestly take me as your own and help
me?
5) Can I completely trust you?
.
(6) What percentage of the total amount in question
will be good for you after the money is transfered into
your account?

Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as
possible so that i can forward the documents to you
after we have agreed on the conditions for your
assistance. My life is not safe here and i need to be out
of here as soon as possible I will find it difficult to travel
and clear it myself alone with my little or no
experience. I am waiting for your urgent reply with your
contact phone number so that I can give you the
contact of the bank so that you can contact them as if
you are my guardians.
Thank you so much.
Best Regards,
Miss Mariam Orand Ferai