September 01, 2006

Trojans Beat Razorbacks 105 - 3

usc_university_of_southern_california.jpgTomorrow's headlines, today!

Why even bother watching the game? Unless your an Arkansas massochist or an Southern Cal sadist. So, color me a sadist!

I mean, can I get even one person to bet on Arkansas? And I mean a straight up bet, not a cover-the-spread bet? Didn't think so.

If I'm not back til Monday it's because I'm already celebrating tomorrow's inevetable victory.

September 16th's Headline, today: Nebraska cornholed at Colliseum: Quarterback PWND, in traction. Coach fired after feminists complain about comments that he 'enjoyed the collective and figurative gang rape'.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:06 PM | Comments |