August 25, 2006

Al Qaeda 3.0 in Germany?

The plot thickens in the German train bombing case. Guy named "Jihad" in Germany who has been e-mailing members of al Qaeda. What, me worry? Never:

“There is nothing clear now, but in his computer, we found something that can be related to al Qaeda, some contacts. He denied any contact til now with al Qaeda, but maybe he was working without knowing (it) himself under the umbrella of al Qaeda,” he added.

The wall of separation between what is and what isn't al Qaeda is not only very thin, but irrelevant.

If it looks like al Qaeda, walks like al Qaeda, and quacks like al Qaeda, might as well call it al Qaeda.

Until we think of a better name for it, that is.

How about adopting the terrorists own terminology and just call it Islam?

Since Germany is not part of the Coalition in Iraq, I'd also like to suggest that the Left shut their pieholes about why the terrorists hate us.

The movie Beerfest is why they hate us. It's the hot chicks. The dick and fart jokes. The drug humor. And the beer. That's why they hate us.

As far as solutions go, though, let me suggest this to the German people that each of them should find a Muslim, and take them to see Beerfest.

Beerfest: The cause of and solution to all of the West's problems. (inside joke hint)


By Dr. Rusty Shackleford at August 25, 2006 01:36 PM | | l digg this