August 08, 2006

And then there were 3: Ace on TeeVee

Worst. TeeVee. Ever. See it here. Meet the George Lucas look alike here.

Okay, not really. He actually did a great job of focusing the attention on the right issue.

But a freakin beard? How can you live the Ace-o-Spades HQ lifestyle with a beard?

To sum up Ace's appearence on Fox:

Good: Didn't drop f-bomb.
Bad: Didn't drop a reference to Rusty.

And, just to let you people know, I did get the invite to go on Fox, but I declined. TV and being anonymous don't really mesh all that well.

But, I will also add, that I told the very attractive sounding Fox producer that the real story wasn't the doctored photos, but rather the staged photos. Which, is the angle Fox ended up taking on this.

So, with Ace dropping out of the anonymous authoring game that leaves: Allah, Treacher, and Me.

Who will be the last to cave? Not me. I am master of my domain.

(There are other anonymous authors out there, but the Seinfeld joke only works if you have three dudes. So who will be our Elaine?)

UPDATE: Charles too, on Fox.


By Dr. Rusty Shackleford at August 8, 2006 01:14 PM | | l digg this