August 08, 2006

The You Can Be A Reuters Stringer Too! Karnival

In the spirit of past Karnivals, now seems like a good time to showcase your talents for the good folks at Reuters, who seem to be looking for a new "freelance" photographer in Lebanon.

Email your submission to vinceautmorire@gmail.com, and it will be added.

Feel free to put your URL in your submission.

Here's my entry:

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Zionist oppressor Jack Bauer takes aim at an innocent Lebanese woman running from Israeli aggression. Photo by Margareuterville/Vinnie O'Mire.

The All Seeing Eye:

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"This is a photo of the legendary Cedars of Lebanon in flames after being intentionally and ruthlessly firebombed by voracious IAF warplanes.

The brutal and senseless Israeli attack left hundreds of indigenous Ewoks homeless, and at least 56 3 are believed to have been irreparably singed. The Ewoks deny any involvement with Hizb'Allah or any other militia groups."

Darleen Click:

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William Teach:

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Randy:

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"As a woman who travels with this photographer to pose in front of every destroyed building in Lebanon to pretend it's her home poses for this image, her friend Cindy Sheehan makes plans for Camp Hezbollah. August 8, 2006 (Randy Al-Hajj / Reutwinged.comers)"

Linda:

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Evil Jewish troll stomps Lebanon.

Bluto:

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The mystery of the ubiqitous "Green Helmet" solved: "Green Helmet" is actually the famous Qana sextuplets. The Dread Pundit Bluto

Another from All-Seeing Eye:

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"A Beirut woman laments the tragic destruction of her moisture farm by yet another brutal and senseless Zionist raid. At least 526 40 two local residents were killed in the deadly genocidal massacre. At least four others are missing."

Beth

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Another Beth:

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Sultan Knish (with more here):

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More Linda:

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Is that George Lucas?

Pete's Damascus Dreamin':

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Psycmeistr

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Poor Hezbollah terrorists Lesbianese innocent Lebanese civilians search through rubble after Israeli Zionists pelted their compound with giant bagels. (Photo by Rooters)

Pillage Idiot

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Patrick al-Kafir

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Robert:

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Anonymous via Linda's email:

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More Bluto:

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"Add-on Jihadi Hajj explains the art of "photographic dust removal"
at a hastily called news conference"

The Cranky Neocon

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Annika

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The Shaved Ape:

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"Zionist Jawas are seen moments after destroying a neighborhood in southern Beirut."

Beth of Bluestar Chronicles:

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Adnan Hajj finds Fidel in Beirut.

More from Bluestar Chronicles:

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Sondra K:

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The following contain graphic images

PTG

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More Pillage Idiot:

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By Vinnie at 12:11 AM | Comments |