August 03, 2006

Things That Make Me Wrap Duct Tape Around My Head II

Duct tape around the head is good for blocking the reflection from the tinfoil hats they wear.

Well, I'll play the Kos Kid game their way.

Roosevelt was an inept coward, for doing nothing while over 2000 Americans were slaughtered at Pearl Harbor. Not to mention that whole Depression and Dust Bowl thing.

Truman was an inept coward, for not allowing Patton to kick those Commie bastards the hell out of Eastern Europe when he had a chance.

JFK was an inept coward, for sending expatirate Cubans to die at the Bay of Pigs, and not backing them up with real American firepower.

Johnson was an inept coward, by merely escalating the Vietnam Police Action, instead of pounding the unholy piss out of North Vietnam.

Carter was an inept coward. Period.

Clinton was an inept coward, for tossing off to internet porn while the WTC was being bombed the first time. And for the lack of military response to the sudden bloom of jihadist terrorism that miraculously appeared during his administration. And there's that Mogadishu thing.

Could I throw Republican presidents in? Oh, of course. Thanks to Eisenhower, the Korean war was never ended. Reagan didn't invade Lebanon after Hezbollah killed 241 Marines, and Bush Sr. let Saddam remain in Iraq.

But since the Kos Diarrheaist is trying to make the case that the current administration is a bunch of cowards for not shooting down civilian airliners, I merely respond with my own moonbat theories of Democrat administrations.

Hell, you could even make the case, if you were this Kos diarist, that George Washington was an inept, cowardly president.

Apparently, the "reality based" part of the Reality Based Community is what psychologists call "Stuck On Stupid Syndrome."

By Vinnie, Proud Right Wing Slut at 11:11 PM | |