July 18, 2006

How Can You Speak Truth To Power With A Name Like That?

The American Arab Street erupts. Or is it Arab-American American Street. Arab-American American-Arab Street?

Oh screwit, they're Islamotards.

Great, now I have guilt. (bonus points for the movie reference)

"Once again America's image and interests worldwide are being harmed by one-sided support for Israeli actions," said Ibrahim Hooper, spokesman for CAIR, the Council on American-Islamic Relations, the largest US Muslim rights group.

"We're urging Muslims in America and other people of conscience to contact their elected officials to tell them that we have to have balanced foreign policy for the Middle East, one that is driven by American interests, not Israeli interests."

Yanno, I'd take CAIR more seriously if their spokesman's name wasn't Ibrahim Hooper.

Hooper? WTF is up with that, anyway? If you're serious about your jihad, wouldn't you pay the 150 bucks and go for a full name change? Hell, I don't know, mebbe you get half off for just a surname change.

If I were CAIR's spokesman, my name would be Walid al-Iwillcuturneck.

Hooper?

Not only that, have you ever seen the guy? He's got that whole Fat Bastard/Michael Moore thing going on. I'm surprised CAIR doesn't kick him out for violating Islam's rules about pork.

If I actually thought CAIR's outburst would have a serious effect on our nation's stance towards Israel, I would have done a serious post.

But it won't, so I didn't. CAIR is one organization that is just screaming out to be made fun of. Case in point, check the picture in the article linked. It's dying for a caption contest, and this coming Sunday, it will be.

By Vinnie, Proud Right Wing Slut at 12:24 AM | |