July 17, 2006

The Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Who's Smiling Now? Edition **Fatwas Issued**

Caption this photo of a Lebanese woman celebrating the Hizzbutthole'a kidnapping of 2 Israeli soldiers.

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Fatwas will be issued.

(I'm getting the hang of this...I didn't say when)

This was a toughie, but our 3 judge panel has made its decisions.

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa:

Venom, for: "Say another word about my man-hands and I'll bitch-slap you with frick and frack here."

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa:

Improbulus Maximus, for: "Now I can shoot myself in both feet at the same time! Praise Allah!"

The "why you insult holly quoran" fatwa:

Jesusland Carlos, for: "Say hello to my little friends."

Normally, we stop at three, but I er we couldn't resist throwing a little extra credit fatwa.

The special "ha ha ur arse throws up for blasphemi i hope u make you pants brown*" gratuitous show tunes fatwa:

Rhymes With Right, for: "I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
I feel pretty and witty and gay!
And I pity
Any girl who kills no Jews today!"

*Special thanks to our token Islamotard Walid.

By Vinnie, Proud Right Wing Slut at 11:05 PM | |