July 06, 2006

Everyone Has AIDS!

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Celebs imitating Team America: World Police imitating caricatures of celebs.

The response to HIV/AIDS has gone from tragic to beyond surreal. I see these signs up all over Los Angeles. I've been trying to figure out their purpose. Do these people really believe that Americans want people to die from AIDS?

Saying we should find a cure for AIDS is like saying we should find a cure for malaria. Who could possibly be against it?

A public campaign orchestrated by Kenneth Cole aimed at convincing the public that celebrities feel worse about AIDS than every one else maybe?

Because you selfish bastards don't really care about AIDS as long as there isn't a cure.

I, for one, welcome our new caring celebrity overlords.

I do not have AIDS. I do, however, wish we could all have AIDES.

Will Smith has AIDS.
Rosie O'Donell has AIDS.
Nelson Mandela has AIDS.
Archbishop Desmond Tutu has AIDS.
Sir Elton John has AIDS.
Richard Gere has AIDS.
Sharon Stone has AIDS.
Ashley Judd has AIDS.
Whoopi Goldberg has AIDS.
Harry Belafonte has AIDS.
Tom Hanks has AIDS.

I proclaim today national AIDS joke day. Because AIDS is funny. South Park told me so.

PS-Consider this a vacation post.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:46 PM | |