July 04, 2006
America, F*ck Yeah! A Jawa 4th of July *Updated, Bumped*
I love America.
All of it. The good, the bad, and the ugly.
I do not love America in spite of its flaws. I like America's flaws the way a man appreciates his lover's quirks.
Without these flaws it would not be America, only a hollow ideal. Ideals are unattainable and are therefore phantoms of imagination.
I love America unconditionally. Like a good man loves his wife. Like a good son loves his mother. Like a good father loves his daughter.
I love America. Always have, always will.
I thank God that I am an American. I thank God for those who died to give it birth. I thank God for those who continue to fight and die for her imperfect glory.
God Bless America. Happy 4th of July.
Some patriotic images of America as it is from The Jawa Report. America, F*ck Yeah!
Our Imperial Presidency. F*ck yeah! Image courtesy of Patrick Ruffini.
America's boring national sport, f*ck yeah!
Geeks, f*ck yeah!
Pataki fundraisers, f*ck yeah!
Insulting the French, f*ck yeah!
Bad gay Barney Frank and "friend", f*ck yeah!
Swift Boaters and John Kerry, f*ck yeah!
Geeky bloggers, f*ck yeah!
Patriotic hackers, f*ck yeah!
Porn stars, f*ck yeah!.
Idiotic America Haters---er, f*ck yeah?
Islamic Thinkers Society of New York....? Oh yeah, "fighting words" defense for assaulting Islamic Thinkers Society of New York, f*ck yeah!
Juvenile free speech pranks, f*ck yeah!
Updated by Vinnie...
Office Space + juvenile free speech pranks, f*ck yeah!
The American Flag, f*ck yeah!
Homer Simpson, f*ck yeah!
Anti-war protestors we can make fun of, f*ck yeah!
500 pound bombs, f*ck yeah!
The APSA Convention, f*ck yeah!
Jack f*cking Bauer, f*ck yeah!
The Statue of Liberty, f*ck yeah!
Real football, not that Eurotrash game, f*ck yeah!
Gitmo! F*CK YEAH!
The 2nd Amendment, f*ck yeah!
Rachael Ray, f*ck yeah! (for the wife)
Fat bottom girls, f*ck yeah? (for Howie)
Giving their all so we can keep posting this crap, oh, f*ck yeah!
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