July 06, 2006

The Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: But Don't Call Them Unpatriotic Edition

I originally wasn't going to bother with the BSCC this week, it being a holiday weekend and all. My original plan was to head to the local B&N, or Borders, grab a copy of the holly quoran*, and take it out to the hinterlands for a little target practice. After the filthy Ottomans soiled the deckplates of the Sandcrawler, I was keen to find out what a .300 WinMag would do to Islam's holy book at various distances.

However, common sense prevailed when it came to me that a brand new copy of the Koran costs about the same as a case of beer. Someday I'll do what Aaron did and get one on Ebay.

Anyhoo, caption this photo of St. Cindy Of Our Perpetual Dingbat protesting in Vienna (a city nearly captured by the filthy Ottomans, btw), Austria.

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Fatwas will be issued Independence Day.

Updated : Vinnie has tapped Howie to issue belated fatwas on this one. Any disagreements with said picks or our dragging asses should still be directed at Vinnie at the address on the contacts page.

So, let’s pick a winner!..hmm..hmm.hmm…dahtadee tee dee dum……

"i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Just Plain Joe for:

"In my right hand I have everything I own. In my left, my purpose in life."
"Devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Filthy Allah for:
“As much as I cannot stand this woman, she does have a nice pair of teeeeets for an ol filly.”
Honorary right back atcha with a fatwa fatwa issued against Mr Venom for:
“Cindy Sheehan, with her army of supporters, demands another 15 minutes.”

* For the uninitiated, some of us here received a death threat from an Egyptian Islamotard who asked "why u insult holly quoran?"

By Vinnie, Proud Right Wing Slut at 01:11 PM | |