June 07, 2006

William Jefferson: Bribe Money was "African Art"

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William Jefferson claims that large bundles of cash he delivered to Nigeria's Vice President was "African art".

African-freakin-art? As in, "My wife and I just had a fight about how much African art this bathroom remodel is costing me." Or, "How much African art did it cost the Germans to get Heather Mills McCartney to pose for that porn?"

In related news, Jawa Report inspired DOS attacks on the mu.nu server are costing Pixie Misa fistfulls of African art.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:39 PM | |