May 31, 2006

HGTV Is Ruining My Life

Damn you HGTV, you've ruined my life!

Damn you for convincing my wife that home ownership is the essence of being American! Stupid House Hunters.

Damn you for all your lame decorating ideas! Stupid Design on a Dime.

And damn you for making it look simple to remodel a bathroom! Trust me, it's not as easy as it looks. Stupid I Want that Bathroom.

Seriously, if this doesn't start taking less time, I'm going to sue someone.

P.S.--Howie, why hast thou forsaken me?

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 09:02 PM | Comments |