May 25, 2006

Root Cause of Terrorism: Small Penises

"Pimp Daddy", and Iraqi detainee at Guantanamo Bay, claims that the reason he joined the jihad was because he had a very very very very small penis. I. Kid. You. Not.

After swearing up and down that he's not gay (again, I kid you not), Ali claims because of his small penis size, he wasn't able to get married. Right, Ali, we believe you're not gay. Anyway, the small penis induced lack of poon apparently got to Ali's head, and so he up and joined the Taliban.

Nope. Nothing gay about the Taliban.

See Dubya, always fascinated with small wangs, thinks that maybe if we were to give one of those new bionic penises grown in rabbits that I wrote about earlier to Osama bin Laden, that this whole "war on terror" thing might be solved immediately.

I think it's going to take a lot more than a rabbit sized penis to end this thing. But until the horse-grown artificial penis becomes a reality, we'll have to stick to good ol' cruise missiles, bunker busters, and MOABs.

More evidence of the news following South Park:

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By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:44 PM | |