May 24, 2006

Bin Laden, Elvis, Bigfoot Seen in Pakistan

Another day, another bin Laden sighting.

Question: If the Pakistanis know where bin Laden is, then why the hell haven't they nabbed him?

Answer: Because they don't know where bin Laden is you mindless twits! Bin Laden is a greater threat to the Musharraf regime than he is to the U.S. If they Pakis knew where he was, they'd ice him in a heartbeat.

And another thing, if ABC News is so convinced on the reliability of their Pakistani sources, then why are they running this story on one of their blogs and not on the front page?

My money is still on the Horn of Africa. Start with Mogadishu, and start working outward in concentric circles from there.

UPDATE: Bill Roggio notices that whoever wrote the ABC bin Laden specuation can't read a friggin map. And Chad looks into the source of the claim and finds it, shall we say, lacking in credibility.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:37 AM | |