May 14, 2006

An Open Letter To Certain Mothers On Mother's Day

Thank you for giving us Rusty.

Thank you for giving us Howie

Thank you for giving us Bluto

Thank you for giving us Mike Pechar, even tho it rhymes with...

Thank you for giving us Chris Short

Thank you for giving us Richard.

Thank you for giving us anyone I've missed, because it's time to move on to:

What on Earth compelled you to give birth to greg?

What on Earth compelled you to give birth to Unashamed Patriot?

What on Earth compelled you to give birth to Actus?

Didn't you check under the hair for the 666?

By Vinnie, Proud Right Wing Slut at 12:51 AM | |