May 09, 2006

The Post in Which I Protect Jeff Goldstein's Honor

I'm not sure at what point Jeff Goldstein became the whipping boy for the Left. Whatever he's doing, I'm jealous.

Exhibit A: Atrios' plan for a progressive tomorrow, when not advocating tax hikes and a return to paper ballots, includes this ditty: Imprison Jeff Goldstein for crimes against humanity for his neverending stupidity

Ouch, calling Jeff stupid. Neener, neener, neerner, Jeff is stupid and I is so smart.

Exhibit B: Thesaurus Rex calls Jeff an asshole. To show in said argument that Jeff is, indeed, an asshole, Rex points readers to Jeff's ode to Klonopin.

Because nothing says asshole more than drug humor.

Exhibit C: Jane Hamsher's diatribe against Jeff, which, to be honest, starts out incoherent and then, well, just goes downhill from there.

I'm sooo smart because I know reallity, while Jeff is sooo dumb because he swallowed the Bush-Rove pill.

Collectively, the three posts add up to a total waste of time. They are no more nor less than a bunch of tired cliches mixed with insults.

So, why did I waste my time reading them? Just to let Jeff know that somebody out here has his back.

Now go give Jeff some cash and tell him that Rusty sent you.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 05:41 PM | |